There has always been something sexy about a man in uniform. For my generation, that thigh-clenching response was firmly embedded in our sexual subconsicous from the moment Richard Gere strode up to Debra Winger dressed in full navy dress, swung her up in his arms and carried her away. The way his strong shoulders looked in those whites, the way they hugged his cute little butt… but I digress.
At any rate, men in uniform have been a staple of erotica. If I had a nickel for every time I’d read a story about a woman getting pulled over by a policeman and managing to avoid a ticket by seducing him, or letting him spank her (yum) or otherwise getting down and dirty with the little boy in blue, I’d be a rich woman.NY Times recently reported that, oops, guess what, sometimes fantasy and reality merge. You’ll need to register to view the page, but what the hell, it’s free. For those of you who don’t want to take the time, I’ll thumbnail sketch it for you. Seems some naughty officers in Nassau and Suffolk Counties (and don’t ask me what State that’s in, as a Canuck I may know US cities but I’m at a loss when it’s broken down by county) made women give them blowjobs in order to get out of being ticketed or arrested.
The women are, of course, now pressing charges.
But it got me to thinking. Honestly, if they didn’t want to give the blowjob, they could have just accepted the ticket or allowed themselves to be arrested. It was going to happen anyway, if they’d been stopped by a less – libidinous, shall we say – officer. Sure, sure, I know you’re all thinking this is abuse of authority and akin to rape, and I’m inclined to agree with you. But if presented with this situation myself, I’ve got to say that if I wasn’t the least bit interested in taking the good officer’s baton in my mouth (which I might be – you never know) I’d just hang my head and offer up my wrists and allow myself to be arrested.
Of course, that could just be my desire to be shackled and restrained coming through there…. 🙂